đč The Tapa Weekend: June 16
A "fake news" exhibit, poetry "olympics" and a celebration of Japanese culture.
By @IanMount and @AdrianBono | June 16, 2023 | Madrid | Issue #12
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Here are 5 Things to Do in Madrid This Weekend
The warm weather is back! Enjoy the first 48 hours, because weâre certain youâll soon be feeling nostalgic for last week when it was brisk and rainy. But we always want what we never get. At least this week we have some pretty good options to celebrate the arrival of summer.
Here are five cool things to do this weekend.
1. ITAMAE BalfegĂł: Celebrate Japanese Culture and Gastronomy
Finally a break from tapas and tinto de verano! If you feel the need for a change of (culinary) scenery, make sure you donât miss the second edition of ITAMAE BalfegĂł, Spainâs biggest Japanese culture and gastronomy event. For two days only, you can feel closer to Japan by participating in traditional tea ceremonies and dances, koto concerts and workshops for kimono dressing, geisha makeup and Japanese calligraphy. On top of that, the event features the second edition of the Sushi Championship for professional chefs, and live karate demonstrations.
Oh, and there will also be the live carving of a 170-kilogram bluefin tuna (known as kaitai) and youâll be able to sample some of the different bluefin tuna dishes created by different Japanese restaurants from all over Spain.
ITAMAE BalfegĂł. Espacio Ibercaja Delicias, Calle del PĂĄrroco Eusebio Cuenca, 63, Madrid. June 17-18. 10 a.m. Tickets: âŹ21.50.
2. Madrid Urban Sports 2023: Howâs Your Skating?
Attention thrill seekers and adults trying to stay cool! The Madrid RĂo international festival is back for its third edition, combining street sports, urban art, and music, with a focus on popular genres like rap and trap. Whatâs cool about it is that it brings together professional athletes from various street sports disciplines, as well as local up-and-coming talentsâand while you can enjoy sports demonstrations, there are also open practice areas for activities like skateboarding and BMX.
The festival also celebrates urban art (you know, graffiti), providing artists with a platform to exhibit their creativity through various artistic mediums. Oh, and thereâs also the Breaking For Gold competition, which is the breakdancing international world championship. This discipline will be featured for the first time in the Paris 2024 Olympic Games, so expect pretty exciting stuff.
Madrid Urban Sports 2023. Madrid RĂo. P.Âș de la Chopera, Madrid. Check the official website for schedule. June 16-18. Free admission.
3. Adlib Fashion at the Ibiza Street Market
If youâve been to Ibiza, youâve probably noticed that many people there follow the so-called âadlib fashionâ, a trend influenced by the islandâs hippie movement in the 70s that urges people to dress how they like but in style. This weekend, the Mercado de Ibiza (Ibiza Street Market) in the Retiro area offers you a chance to buy the kind of clothes youâd wear daily if you were one of the lucky people who live on the famous (and sometimes infamous) Balearic island. Expect to see a lot of white clothing for sale, but also food samples and cooking lessons of Ibicenca cuisine, raffles, activities for kids and (of course) DJ sessions. Letâs face it, it wouldnât be Ibiza without a DJ.
Mercado de Ibiza. Calle Ibiza 8, Madrid. June 15 to June 18. Opens at 9 a.m. (except on Sunday when it opens at 12 p.m.). Free admission.
4. Soplavivo Deluxe: Poetry Open
Have you ever wondered how a poetâs mind works during their creative process? Now you have a chance to see it in real time with Soplavivo Deluxeâs Poetry Open, a show in which improv meets poetry.
In this so-called âpoetic olympicsâ, six poets are paired up and compete in three rounds (quarterfinals, semifinals and finals) and must complete oral, written and recitation challenges while engaging with the audience. Oh, and hereâs something you probably didnât expect: at one point during the show, artificial intelligence is used in the creative process. Soplavivo claims to ârecover the thrilling power of wordsâ and that âevery show is a surpriseâ. Their last five shows sold out so hurry up if you intend to go (oh, and itâs adults only, so leave the kids at home).
Soplavivo Deluxe: Poetry Open. Teatro Luchana, Calle Luchana 38, Sala 2, Madrid. Saturday, June 17, 10:30 p.m.. Tickets start at âŹ14.90.
5. Fake News: The Factory of Lies
We in journalism try not to use the term âfake newsâ anymore, especially since a certain U.S. president redefined the term to refer to any news that was unflattering towards him. Right now we prefer to simply call it âmis/disinformationâ (or âbullshitâ). And this exhibit aims to help you fight it. From what it is to how it spreads and what tools we have to fight it, âFake News: The Factory of Liesâ examines the phenomenon of âfake newsâ throughout the centuriesâfrom Ancient Rome to the post-truth mess we live in today thanks to social media and clickbait headlinesâin the hope that people will reflect on how it is impacting society, shaping public opinion and hurting democracy.
And that WhatsApp audio message your uncle just forwarded you, warning about the rapture happening tomorrow? Probably not true.
Fake News: The Factory of Lies. Espacio FundaciĂłn TelefĂłnica, Calle Fuencarral 3, Floor 3, Madrid. June 15 to Nov. 19. Check website for opening hours. Free admission.
đšđ»âđ» Other Headlines of the Week
These are some of the most ridiculous or viral stories in Spain this week that didnât make our Thursday edition but we felt deserved a (dis)honorable mention today.
đ Youâre not from around here, are you?
A farmer in Yuncillos (Toledo) came in for quite a shock last week when one of his family members told him heâs seen something odd in one of the farmâs irrigation water ponds. âA crocodile?â the farmer responded. âHowâs there a crocodile in one of our ponds?â
It was in fact a caimĂĄn, and the alligator-like reptile was clearly lostâitâs native to South and Central America. And the ârescueâ that followed? Well, it didnât go quite to plan.
The farmer called the Guardia Civil, who came to look at the beast and, measuring it at about a meter long, decided, no, not really my thing.
They called specialists at the FundaciĂłn Zoo Koki and Safari Madrid. The six wild animal specialists who came tried repeatedly to catch the beast, until they finally succeeded on the third day, at 10 p.m. on June 12, after one of them was bitten in the process. âItâs been a bit of an odyssey,â one said.
The caimĂĄn has now begun a new life at Safari Madrid. The speculation is that it was an illegal, black-market pet that was tossed into the pond by its owner to be rid of it.
đ¶ âBugsy Maloneâ, Spain styleâŠ
Awwww, so cute! Economy Minister Nadia Calviño on Tuesday tweeted a photo that had been sent to her and that, using A.I., had turned a photo of Pedro SĂĄnchez and part of his cabinet into kids. Just like Bugsy Malone, kinda (for those not cognizant thenâi.e. most of usâthat was a 1976 gangster movie spoof that used child actors like Jodie Foster and Scott Baio in adult roles). Hereâs an annotated photo from El Mundo of who was in it.
đŹ And the campaign ads begin
Perhaps the best thing only good thing about election season is the proliferation of funny, cringey, nasty and nutty political ads. To whit, here are two that caught our eye so far.
The PSOE takes advantage of a word stumble by PP spokesman Borja Semper to remind voters of things not to like about the PP.
VOX reminds voters to vote against SĂĄnchez before they head on vacation.
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