By @IanMount and @AdrianBono | March 24, 2023 | Madrid
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đż5 Things to Do in Madrid This Weekend
The spring is finally here, which means we can no longer use Madridâs arid winter cold as our go-to excuse to avoid people. But fret not, my fellow introvert! This fantastic city is offering some spectacular options this weekend for those in need of adventure and fun.
Here are five of them:
1. Yes, thatâs a Balloon Museum
If you like Emily in Paris, then you know what this is. The Pop Air exhibit by the Balloon Museum has landed in Madrid and not only it offers a unique sensorial overload, it is also perfect for getting a bunch of likes on Instagram (because if you didnât post it on Insta, did you even really go?). The interactive exhibit remains open until July 23. Tickets are âŹ20. Buying them online is recommended. Check their website for dates and availability.
2. Count âem: 22,000 flowers
The Casa de MĂ©xico en España is celebrating Springâs arrival with a massive figurative flower explosion put together with the Taller Jacobo y MarĂa Ăngeles. The second annual âBienvenida la primaveraâ decoration of the buildingâs facade consists of more than 22,000 flowers arranged to form animals including an 8 meter-tall jaguar and two 5-meter quetzals. The Casa de MĂ©xico always offers great valueâindeed the visit is free (as are entradas to the âWomen of Lucha Libreâ exhibit) . But move fast: flowers die, after all. Guided visits including the interior Calendario Zapoteca run through March 26 (check here for availability). Outdoor flower exposition on public view 24 hours/day until April 2. Bienvenida la primavera 2023  y Calendario Zapoteca, Casa de MĂ©xico en España, C. de Alberto Aguilera, 20, Madrid.
3. The New York City Ballet
One of the worldâs top ballet companies is in town this weekend and is bringing three different choreographies: Serenade, Square Dance (both by Russian choreographer George Balanchine) and The Times are Racing (by choreographer Justin Peck). The NYC ballet will be performing only five shows at the Teatro Real so if youâre into bougie stuff, this is your chance. New York City Ballet. Teatro Real, Plaza de Isabel II, s/n. March 23-26. Tickets start at âŹ17. Buy them here.
4. I Am the Monster Speaking
In 2019, transgender philosopher Paul B. Preciado was invited to speak in front of 3,500 psychoanalysts at the Ăcole de la Cause Freudienne's annual conference in Paris. Standing in front of the profession for whom he is a âmentally ill personâ suffering from âgender dysphoriaâ, he gave a lecture inspired by Kafkaâs âReport to an academyâ, in which a monkey learns to communicate with a group of scientists. He was booed off the stage before he could finish. In this dramatized version of his speech being presented in Madrid, Preciado criticizes the psychiatric community for its âstructural violenceâ against the LGBTQ+ community. Yo Soy el Monstruo Que Os Habla, Centro Cultural Conde Duque, Conde Duque 11. Madrid. March 24-25, 8 pm, March 26, 7 pm. Tickets: âŹ18.
5. Matadero Madridâs International Festival of Literature
I know, actual paper books! So retro. If youâre into them (and independent screenings, live conversations/interviews with local authors) then the second edition of CapĂtulo 1, Mataderoâs International Festival of Literature, is up your alley. This yearâs edition seeks to âvindicate literature as a compass in times of uncertaintyâ. Yes, itâs not as exciting as the balloon museum but itâs still pretty stimulating for the brain. CapĂtulo 1, Matadero Arts Center, Plaza de Legazpi 8, Through March 26. Tickets start at âŹ3,50.
đHeadlines of the week
These are some of the most ridiculous stories in Spain this week that didnât make our Thursday edition but we felt deserved a (dis)honorable mention today
đđ» Midjourney turned its image-generating A.I. on Spain, creating images of each autonomous community as if it were a woman. They were all young, striking and traditionally beautifulâexcept one. And letâs just say, Galicia is not pleased.
đ©đŒâđŸ Georgina RodrĂguez would like you to know that she works very hard. âAnother wonderful day at work. So that later they say that the rich do not work,â Cristiano Ronaldoâs better half wrote in an Instagram post showing her carrying a coffee cup and a very expensive bag. She was immediately trolled by twitterati for claiming to work. But sheâll be okay: the second season of her reality, âSoy Georginaâ drops on Netflix today, March 24.
đȘđž Super Spain Man is back! Larry Shy, the Michigan man with the Corte InglĂ©s tattoo we profiled a bit back has a new Instagram reel out on El Español, where he sings the praises of Mercadonaâand shows off a new Mercadona tattoo! In the words of Larry, âAll this beautiful mancheso cheese. Ay me gusta. Oh my god!â
đCastilla y LeĂłn boss Alfonso FernĂĄndez Mañueco made a gesture. When a PSOE representative complained that Mañueco was having a chat while she was trying to present an initiative to give aid to lactose intolerant people, he left the room making a decidedly bird-like gesture. But not that bird, he said in later interviews: it was, you see, an âinvoluntary actâ.
đŒ Coming Up: Primavera Sound 2023
Tickets for the Primavera Sound 2023 (in Barcelona and Madrid!) are still for sale so if youâre thinking of going you better get some pronto.
The Barcelona edition runs from May 31 to June 4 and the Madrid edition will take place June 7 - 11. Both feature hot artists new and old from RosalĂa and the Pet Shop Boys to Kendrick Lamar, Depeche Mode, MĂ„neskin, Calvin Harris and many others (some weâve never heard of before but they are probably alright). Click here to buy your tickets while they last! Day tickets start at âŹ125.
(By the way, this is not an ad. We just think itâs a great event. I mean, we wish it was an ad. We looked for an affiliate marketing link, but no luck. Primavera probably pays a lot of money for ads. HmmmâŠrevenue. Maybe something to think about for next year? #Goals.)
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