đȘ 'Plumber' Scandal Rocks PSOE
Plus: King Felipe's new gig at the Prado and yes, your allergies are getting worse.
Madrid | Issue #105
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The ultimate political crossover episode
đč Spainâs Wildest Scandal Just Turned Into âAlien vs. Predatorâ
Not on our bingo card. The last few months have been a scandalathon for Prime Minister Pedro SĂĄnchezâs governing center-left PSOE party, with investigations into his wife, brother, a former Transport Ministerâand a guy named Koldo.
No, you! Every time PSOE faced one of those Clinton-era âBimbo Eruptionâ-style scandals, the center-right PP would cry, âSĂĄnchez is destroying democracy!â and PSOE would fire back, âThe far-right and its fake media hate progress!â And around weâd go.
But yesterday the scandal got delightfully weird as one scandal made a guest star appearance on another just like when the Predator and the Alien decided to do a crossover (fine, when their agents decided they should) by fighting for control of the same press conference. Reader, it was chaosâand we loved it. But more on that in a sec.
Excuse me? So much to explain. Last week, a story dropped about a âplumber.â Not a real one, but a âplumberââlike the ones who dug up dirt in Watergate (which, fun fact, was a hotel and also the root of every -gate since).
Main character. Enter Leire DĂez, a well-connected PSOE operative caught on tape offering favorable treatment to a businessmanâif he handed over dirt on the Guardia Civilâs organized crime unit (UCO). That unit? Investigating SĂĄnchezâs wife, brother, and the whole COVID kickback gang: ex-minister JosĂ© Luis Ăbalos, his sidekick Koldo, and businessman VĂctor de Aldama.
OK, pause. âVictor who?â Oh, weâve written about him, but if you need a recapâŠ
âCaso Koldo.â In early 2024, the Guardia Civil arrested Koldo GarcĂa, advisor to Transport Minister JosĂ© Luis Ăbalos, for allegedly taking bribes for COVID mask contracts. His associate, Aldama, was accused of helping companies avoid VAT on fuel sales, allegedly defrauding âŹ182m and dropping âŹ90,000 in cash at PSOE HQ. Then came the kicker: photos (and video!) of Aldama with SĂĄnchez.
Aldama was detained last October, and in a bid to secure his release from prison, he voluntarily testified to a judge and confessed to multiple crimes that (he claims) involved the PSOE and even PM SĂĄnchez.
Back to the story. Having a party operative like DĂez leading a dirty-tricks campaign against the cops? Not a great look for SĂĄnchezâs PSOE. At first, the PSOE tried the old âLeire who?â routine. But her ties to No. 3 party boss Santos CerdĂĄn were too obvious to deny. She went from total unknown to âdeputy mayor of a random town in Cantabriaââwhich is technically a promotion.
Too embarrassing. Problem for the PSOE was that even its parliamentary allies got embarrassed by the scandal and wanted them to come clean. Back when PP was in charge, they had their own cloacas (sewer) crew digging up dirt on far-left Podemos, so the lefties didnât like the new cloacas much better. The PP and leftist PSOE allies (dogs and cats together!) began demanding that SĂĄnchez appear in Congress âfor democratic principles.â One of SĂĄnchezâs own regional PSOE governors even asked him to call elections.
Then came Wednesdayâs press conference. It became obvious from the first second of Leire DĂezâs presser yesterday, one day after she resigned as a PSOE member, that the idea was for her to basically say, âNothing to see here!â She claimedâdeadpanâthat she was just a journalist writing a book on UCO investigations. No 'plumber' here. Definitely not.
Leire sayeth: âYou can be a socialist and carry out the investigative work I've been developing for several years to publish a book about the ravages of false patriotism and the hydrocarbons scandalâ âin a convoluted, not-very-convincing defense of⊠something?
Leire then claimed she had handed over a USB drive to the PSOE containing what she says is her research into the multimillion-euro hydrocarbon fraud and alleged abuses by elements of the so-called âpatriotic policeâ under the old PP government of Mariano Rajoy.
And thenâŠboom! What was meant to be a sober press conference turned into one of the most surreal political scenes Spainâs seen in years.
Alien, meet Predator. Our buddy Victor de Aldama showed up totally unexpectedly, charging the stage like a pro wrestler. Way back in March heâd been on TV saying that, âThese people are contacting businessmen and individuals to offer them pardons and favorable deals. As long as they testify against me." So he was ready to speak without hairs on his tongue (to directly translate the Spanish phrase, sin pelos en la lengua).
Aldama sayeth. âShe's a liar. That woman is a scoundrel. Let her also talk about the Prime Minister and Santos CerdĂĄn,â he said, adding vague threats about what theyâd unleashedâlike someone just read the scroll in Evil Dead.
DĂez fled through a back exit while Aldama followed. Water bottles flew, cables were torn, security stepped in. âÂĄLa sinvergĂŒenza esta!â he kept shouting while calling the entire press event a âpantomimeâ orchestrated by the government.
Then, later. Aldama later claimed on TV that DĂez âis not some ordinary party memberâŠshe goes around saying sheâs sent by Pedro SĂĄnchez and Santos CerdĂĄn. Who exactly is she?â
Whatâs next? The PSOE is trying to contain the fallout (good luck on that). In the meantime, the PP has a big anti-SĂĄnchez demonstration planned for Sunday in Madrid. Their new slogan? âMafia or democracy.â
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1. đ Why are Spainâs universities sinking in world rankings?
The Center for World University Rankings (CWUR)âwhich, incredibly, is not a discount airline but an Emirati consulting firm that ranks 20,000 universities a yearâhas dropped its 2025 list. And itâs bad news for Spain.
How bad? Well, the countryâs top universityâUniversidad AutĂłnoma de Barcelonaâis ranked⊠đ„⊠#126 in the world. đŹ
Thatâs right. Not top 100. Not top 120. And the second-best? Universidad de Barcelona, at #136. Weâd say âouchâ but theyâre probably used to it by now. So hereâs how Spainâs top five universities placed in this yearâs CWUR list:
đȘđž #126 â Universidad AutĂłnoma de Barcelona (UAB)
đȘđž #136 â Universidad de Barcelona (UB)
đȘđž #253 â Universidad Complutense de Madrid (UCM)
đȘđž #298 â Universidad de Valencia
đȘđž #310 â Universidad AutĂłnoma de Madrid
So, whatâs going on? CWUR says the problem is simple: money, or the lack thereof. While other countries (đ, Asia) are pumping cash into their universities like itâs the next Olympic sport, Spain is relying on a mix of prayer and PowerPoint.
So sayeth CWUR. âWith 53 Spanish universities in the ranking, Spain is well represented among the world's top universities,â says CWUR president Nadim Mahassen. âHowever, what is worrying is the decline of the country's academic institutions due to weakening research performance and limited government funding.â
The numbers: đ 81% of Spanish universities on the list lost ground this year. The biggest factor? Declining research outputâwith 42 of 53 Spanish universities publishing less or getting cited less than before.
CWUR also ranks based on: Education quality (25%); Alumni employment (25%); Faculty honors (10%); Research (40%, split across output, citations, and influence).
Which may not be fair. Spanish universities might be at a structural disadvantage. CWUR metrics heavily weight things like graduate success and academic prestigeâtwo areas where lower salaries, fewer global accolades, and less publishing in English all take a toll.
Salaries. A fresh grad from MIT or Cambridge might pull six figures and end up at McKinsey. A grad from UB? Maybe a civil servant gig in Lleida. We love Lleida. But CWUR does not.
No speak English. Also, the rankings may have a built-in bias toward English-language universities, since the most-cited journals and most-read research are, unsurprisingly, in English.
No investment. Meanwhile, Spainâs public investment in universities is about 0.7% of GDPâwell below the EU average (1.2%) and miles behind countries like Denmark (2%+). Madrid, the richest region in Spain, spends just 0.5% (PP-run Madrid is a center of private unis; the ruling PSOE does not like that). Barcelonaâs catching up, but theyâve still got a way to go before they get a seat at the grown-upsâ table.
2.đ€Žđ»King Felipe VI (aka F6) becomes art critic for a day
Museum Insta. Every weekday morning, ten minutes before the Prado Museum opens, it goes live on Instagram to spotlight one of its (many, many) masterpieces.
COVID boom. The series began as an experiment in 2017 but blew up during COVID, when homebound viewers tuned in for #PradoContigo. This week it hit 1,000 episodes.
Popular spot. Since launch, theyâve racked up 87 million views and nearly 7 million likesâ27 million of those views came in 2024 alone.
The setup? A phone, a gimbal, a guide, and one painting per morning. The content is then cross-posted on Instagram and TikTok (for the youths!).
Crown celebration. The 1000th episode came with a twist: it was hosted not by a curator or intern, but by King Felipe VI himself, live from Zarzuela Palace.
Royal docent. With a reproduction of the painting behind him, F6 offered a guided tour of the 1656 masterpiece, identifying each figure and recalling centuries of family and national history.
King makes funny. He even joked that the Royal Familyâs Instagramâ800K followersâis âcatching upâ to the Pradoâs 1.2 million. Royals: theyâre just like us.
Old royals. The King called VelĂĄzquez âone of our most universal paintersâ and described Las Meninas as âmuch more than a painting,â pointing out Margarita the child princess, the VelĂĄzquez self-portrait, and the ghostly mirror of Felipe IV and Mariana of Austria.
Ah, family. The King is a direct descendant of Felipe IVâs older daughter, MarĂa Teresa, whose marriage into the French court led to the Bourbon line in Spain (and eventually, to him).
The Pradoâs broadcasts succeed thanks to their consistencyâand the mix of voices: they feature scholars, students, union reps, artists, musicians, designers, and even scientists! (Our invitations must have gotten lost in the mail, but we wonât give up hope!)
Like, award-winning. The series has received praise and has won a Webby Award, setting the gold standard for public cultural engagement via social media.
Each session bridges classic art and Gen Z, offering centuries-old masterpieces with fresh eyesâand a bit of humor (because why not?). And now, the Kingâs probably a little cooler for it.
3. đ€§ Spainâs allergy season really is worse than ever
Been talking to your friends and suddenly your eyes go red and tears start rolling down your cheeks for no reason? Is your neighborâs uncontrollable sneezing waking you up at night? Does your significant other suddenly feel they are about to die from anaphylactic shock? If the answer is âyes to allâ, youâre not alone.
âHistoricâ. You see, you just happen to be living in Spain during what allergists are calling a âhistoricâ allergy season, and yes, itâs as bad as it sounds.
All bad. This spring unleashed a pollen tsunami across much of the country because, according to the Spanish Society of Allergology and Clinical Immunology (SEAIC), everything that could go wrong, went wrong.
As in⊠Itâs been a warm winter, and weâve had torrential spring rains. This mortal combination has resulted in explosive plant growth and some of the highest pollen levels in recent memory.
New allergy sufferers are flooding clinics. People who never had issues before are suddenly dealing with severe symptoms like rashes, asthma, or nonstop sneezing.
GramĂneas (grasses) and olive trees are the big villains this season, although depending on where you are, the culprit can vary. Central Spain and the Mediterranean coast are drowning in grass pollen, while southern regions are suffering through an olive pollen overload.
The pollen season is lasting longer than usual. Normally, things wind down by mid-June, but this year, experts warn the
miseryseason could stretch into July or even August, depending on upcoming weather.
And itâs not just the amount of pollen. Itâs how it behaves. Strong winds help it travel for kilometers and, oddly enough, thunderstorms can make it worse.
Tiny pieces. When lightning storms roll in, they can break pollen into tinier, more allergenic fragments that go deeper into your lungs.
The phenomenon has been documented in Australia and the U.K., and now itâs becoming more common in Spain. Itâs everywhere, like the spores in The Last of Us, but this is somehow worse.
The numbers. Over 8m people in Spain suffer from pollen allergies. Thatâs already 25% of the population (up seven points from just 25 years ago) and rising fast. And why is this happening? Weâll let you guess, but not really:
Climate change. Warmer winters and higher COâ levels extend growing seasons and make pollen stronger.
Air pollution. It alters the pollenâs chemical structure, making it more irritating.
Modern life. Kids spending more time indoors around chemicals, plastics, and pollutants has weakened immune responses and made allergies more common.
Bottom line? Go grab your antihistamines and dust off your pandemic-era facemask. Because this isnât just a bad season. Itâs the new normal.
4. đ What happened the night of the quadruple murder in TorrejĂłn de Ardoz?
Wedding tragedy. A little over two years ago, guests at a wedding in TorrejĂłn de Ardoz (Madrid) were struck by a speeding carâdriven by another guest, who fled. It started with a murky argument and ended with four dead.
The trial has ended. Now, after a three week trial with 126 witnesses (and a jury verdict Tuesday), the Spanish press has reconstructed what happened that night, during a few frantic hours of chaos and tragedy. Letâs get into itâŠ
The story starts. Itâs Nov. 6, 2022, two-ish in the morning. Four wedding guestsâamong them the groomâs 65-year-old grandmother, 69-year-old uncle, the uncleâs 37-year-old brother, and a 17-year-old cousinâare standing outside the venue in TorrejĂłn de Ardoz after a family tiff.
The villain. Enter âEl PortuguĂ©sâ: Micael Da Silva, in a fluorescent orange cap. Heâd just been kicked out of the reception for reasons nobody can quite agree onâmaybe stolen whiskey, maybe a rude photo, maybe a punch to the groomâs dad.
The car. After the fight moves to the street, El PortuguĂ©s gathers his kids and nephews and slides into his uninsured Toyota Corolla parked in the industrial back lot. And then, at 2:36 a.m., he guns itâwhistle-stop fashionâinto the crowd on Calle JaĂ©n.
Speed demon. Da Silvaâs Corolla, doing 62 km/h, plows through guestsâbridesmaids, grandparents, cousins. Glass shards, shoes, and stray red sequin fragments from one victimâs dress litter the pavement. Three die instantly; a fourth succumbs in the hospital. Chaos reignsâsome witnesses think there was a shotgun blast, others a knife fight. In reality, itâs simply one manâs accelerator and five seconds of carnage.
Fleeing the scene. By 3:30 a.m., the Civil Guard spots Da Silva careening into a field in Seseña (Toledo), kids in tow. In the backseat? âŹ3,940 in cashâa wad from the grandmotherâs ceremonial âmanzanaâ sash, flung into the shattered windshield when her body flew through it.
Fear defense. Da Silvaâs defense claimed âmiedo insuperableâ (unbearable fear), insisting he thought the guests were shooting at him and had threatened his children with knives.
No dice. The jury didnât buy it. On Tuesday, they unanimously found him guilty of four murders with âdolo eventualââknowing or reckless indifference to the fatal outcomeâand nine counts of attempted murder. Prosecutors are now demanding 25 years to life.
So why did this happen đ? Despite 126 witnesses and three weeks of trial, the motives remain foggy. That leaves us with theories.
Clash of Subcultures? Some media reports dubbed the nuptials a âgitanaâ wedding (a reference/slight to the âgypsyâ heritage of the families), presumably meaning to hint at tense, tight-knit family dynamics where insult and honor pack extra punch. Perhaps that helps explain why what might be a minor scuffle at an average reception turned nuclear. Or perhaps thatâs just a cultural stereotype.
Money on the Windshield. Finding four-grand strapped to a corpse is straight out of a noir flickâyet here it doubles as damning proof that Da Silva didnât hit âPanic Mode,â he decided to weaponize his Corolla. Was it for the money?
Speed Demon Logic. Hitting 62 km/h in a crowd is less âIâm scaredâ and more âI want to hurt these people.â Spanish courts, analysts, and the whopping 100+ witnesses agree the fatal outcomes were no act of bad luck. So there was rage involved.
Social Media Tease. Before the killing spree, Da Silva was livestreaming from the reception at 2:20 a.m., then went radio-silent. Maybe thatâs when he flippedâproof that in a couple seconds, a social-media-savvy guest can become a headline.
âBoda de Sangreâ isnât just a catchy phrase. Itâs a cautionary tale: rage, booze, and family feuds can turn a Corolla into a murder weapon.
5. đȘ You come for Spainâs abuelas, you lose
A night like any other night. It started like any other summer evening in Santa Fe, a town outside Granada. A handful of grandmothers dragged folding chairs outside their homes to tomar el frescoâthe beloved Spanish ritual of cooling off, fanning oneself with an abanico, and gossiping in the street. As Spanish as tortilla and paella, dude. Then came the tweet.
The man come to town. The local police posted a gentle reminder that âpublic space is regulated,â with a photo of six abuelas in their natural habitat. âIf the police ask you to remove chairs or tables,â it read, âplease do so with respect and civility.â
Cue: national meltdown. đ±
The post went viral almost instantlyâ6 million views and a flood of memes, outrage, and jokes about the horror of evicting Spainâs grandmothers from their sidewalk throne. One user compared it to kicking the Pope out of the Vatican.
Not what we meant. Within hours, Santa Feâs mayor was on the radio doing damage control: âNobody is going to stop our elderly from sitting outside to cool off. Period.â
Always the fake news. The mayor blamed social media âmanipulationâ and clarified the message was aimed at late-night partiers, not señoras with fans and plastic water bottles. âItâs not about chairs,â he said. âItâs about courtesy.â
Damage done. But by then, the police had become the most-hated law enforcement body in Spain, second only to the meter maids of Madrid.
The lesson? Donât mess with the abuelas. Theyâve lived through Franco, inflation, and 47 summers without A/C. Theyâre not moving.
Let them sit.
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