š© Ex-PM Zapatero's very bad week
Plus: ā½ļø We are the (World Cup) champions, my friend.
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𤦠Jeez, JosĆ© Luis. With friends like theseā¦
Ever had a terrible week where it felt like the world was against you and even your besties were out to bring you down? Well, JosĆ© Luis RodrĆguez Zapatero (aka ZP), the former prime minister from 2004-2011 (and BFF, at least until recently, of current PM Pedro SĆ”nchez), just had that ā āļø1ļøā£0ļøā£0ļøā£0ļøā£. Let us count the ways!
The Two Julios. ZPās bad, no good, terrible week came courtesy of two men who happen to share a name ā and, apparently, a strong preference for not going to prison if they can avoid it. They provided testimony to court this week in a sprawling corruption and money laundering probe linked to the controversial ā¬53m government rescue of airline Plus Ultra during the pandemic (which ZP is accused of organizing behind the scenes ā for a cut). And letās just say if there was a bus in the vicinity, they definitely threw ZP under it.
The least believable claim. When ZP testified in court last month, he was extremely sure of himself, as in, āI did not speak with anyone, absolutely anyone from the public sector about the rescue of Plus Ultra. There will be no one who can say otherwise.ā But oh, did these people say otherwise.
Julio #1: Julio MartĆnez MartĆnez (āJulitoā) ā ZPās longtime running buddy (literally: they jogged together nearly every day) and the administrator of a consultancy, AnĆ”lisis Relevante, through which ZP collected plenty of money, ostensibly for āreportsā based on his government experience. Julito had kept quiet since his arrest last December, but this week he went full-on Aldama ā turning stateās evidence, in hopes of a sentence reduction, just like the star witness VĆctor de Aldama scored in a previous corruption scandal (see: Caso Koldo). He told the judge that ZP ran AnĆ”lisis Relevante from the shadows, off the books but pulling the strings on everything. ZP knew every step of the Plus Ultra bailout ā and told Julito on Feb. 26, 2021, two full weeks before the official cabinet vote, that approval was coming. Oh, and ZPās daughters were on the payroll too.
Julio #2: Julio MartĆnez Sola, Plus Ultraās president, plus ex-CEO Roberto Roselli: confessed in writing that they paid ā¬530,000 in fake invoices as ZPās 1% cut for making the bailout come true. The invoices described the money charged as being for āmonthly advisory reportsā that either didnāt exist or were, the executives admitted, āirrelevant.ā Oh ā and part of ZPās payment came in the form of 46 unreimbursed business class flights. Because if youāre gonna set up a dodgy bailout for an airline, the least they can do is fly you in the Big Boy Seats.
How we got here. ZP and Julito met in 2011 when Julito bought ZPās house in Vera, AlmerĆa ā the sale was signed at La Moncloa while ZP was still PM (totally normal!). In 2019, they set up AnĆ”lisis Relevante with ZP conspicuously off the paperwork. Clients included Venezuelan-linked businessmen, and eventually Plus Ultra. Along the way, police found ā¬286,000 in cash at Julitoās home (hidden in a golf bag and behind a radiator becauseā¦where else?) and ā¬1.3m in jewelry in ZPās office safe. Routine stuff.
What the parties said.
The PSOE-led government: Spokeswoman (and Minister of Inclusion) Elma Saiz said the dear folks in the government ācontinue to believe in his innocence.ā Privately, PSOE figures are far less calm ā one called the damage āirreparableā and warned the party cannot become ZPās āpolitical, emotional, or institutional shield.ā
Sumar: Yolanda DĆaz backed the presumption of innocence but said ZP āhas to give explanations.ā Which, seriously, is about the least he could do.
PP: Spokesperson Ester MuƱoz called it a āchanchullo [scam] of SĆ”nchez and Zapateroā that ācan bring them both down.ā The law of silence in the PSOE, she added, āno longer works.ā
So, what happens next? The court described Julitoās testimony as āvaluableā but noted he was frustratingly vague on the key question we are all asking: who exactly did ZP lobby inside the government? (āI donāt know,ā said Julito, somewhat unhelpfully.) Plus Ultraās president and ex-CEO will testify in person ā but not until after August. ZP still hasnāt explained the jewelry. And his legal teamās bid to throw out the evidence gathered from peopleās phones as unconstitutionally obtained got kneecapped when Julito confirmed the messages in open court.
If there were a contract on Kalshi, weād put money on ZP going down. Actually, there are markets on Kalshi and Polymarket, though neither has him being arrested in 2026. But, slowly, painfully, one deposition at a time, we bet on him taking the fall.
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š¬ Five things to discuss at dinner parties
1. š The National Football Team celebrated winning the World Cup with 2M people in Madrid
Do you feel that? Itās called an emotional hangover, and itās what weāre all feeling this week after the epic, nail-biting Sunday night we all had. And if you thought Spain was done celebrating after beating Argentina, think again.
Madrid on Monday turned into one ginormous victory parade as millions of people (seriously, millions) flooded the streets to welcome home the new world champions. The partying started in New Jersey, with Donald Trump apparently now saying itās all good with Pedro SĆ”nchez š„³, before arriving in Madrid, where the world champions landed on Monday afternoon.
They headed to the Royal Palace of Zarzuela to meet with King Felipe VI (aka F6), Queen Letizia, Princess Leonor and Infanta SofĆa, who greeted each player individually. Wunderkind Lamine Yamal, who the King seems to have a soft spot for, broke protocol and gave him a bro hug, which they both seemed to enjoy. It didnāt really feel like a formal state reception, which is good.
The playersā outfits raised a few eyebrows because they looked like they had borrowed an oversized suit from their parents. Turns out itās an exclusive outfit designed by Loewe that costs ā¬4,730 each (proof we know nothing about fashion).
The team then headed to La Moncloa to meet with PM SƔnchez. Rodri carried the trophy into the gardens before the squad posed for the now mandatory photo on the steps of the presidential palace.
Looking forward. SĆ”nchez congratulated them and, since weāre set to co-host the 2030 World Cup alongside Portugal and Morocco, he joked about Spain winning another one in four years. (Jesus, dude, let them at least get a good night's sleep).
Road trip. The players then climbed aboard an open-top bus and slowly made their way through Madrid to Plaza Cibeles (i.e., city hall).
The streets were packed from hours beforehand, and the mood on the bus was⦠festive. Borja Iglesias handled DJ duties, the team drank alcoholic beverages, the trophy was passed from player to player, and internet boyfriend Ferran Torres (more on him below) chose to wear a red cap reading āMake Spain Great Againā, which many interpreted as a nod to Trump (we, however, suspect trolling).
Partay! By the time the bus rolled into Cibeles around 10 p.m., Madrid had become one giant sea of red. Authorities estimate that roughly two million people lined the streets throughout the afternoon, while around 120,000 fans packed into Cibeles itself for the final celebration.
The champions walked onto the stage one by one to songs they had personally chosen (see video above). Rodri acted as MC and coach Luis de la Fuente got an emotional standing ovation (he is a really nice guy, after all).
Oh, and maybe-MAGA Ferran Torres (who scored the only goal against Argentina) was celebrated as a hero.
Superstars. To close the night, it felt almost inevitable that the party would finish with the players singing the unofficial anthem of Spainās campaign, Aitanaās Superestrella (aka the song of the summer).
Then Aitana hopped on stage and sang it too while everyone (players included) jumped around in excitement.
Good kids. Judging from the last few weeks, the Spanish team might be world champions, but they still come across as remarkably grounded.
Weāre muy proud. š
2. šØš»āāļø Brussels gave SĆ”nchez a win over Catalonia separatistsā amnesty
Great news (for some)! After almost three years, Spainās divisive amnesty law has finally been settled. Many people hated it and said it was unconstitutional and hoped Brussels would eventually strike it down. Spoiler alert: it didn't.
Big day. The EU's highest court ruled on Thursday that the amnesty law does not violate EU law, handing SĆ”nchez a political and legal victoryāand bringing Catalan separatist (and outlaw) leader Carles Puigdemont one step closer to returning to Spain.
Recap. Back in 2017, Catalonia held an illegal independence referendum despite Spainās Constitutional Court saying it was unconstitutional. Then-Catalan regional president Carles Puigdemont fled to Belgium to avoid arrest, and some Catalan leaders were jailed while Spain spent years locked in a bitter political and judicial battle.
SĆ”nchez failed to win a majority in the 2023 elections and needed the support of Puigdemontās right-wing Junts separatist party to repeat as PM, so he agreed to pass an amnesty law (something he said he wouldn't do) that would erase criminal responsibility for hundreds of people linked to the independence push between 2011 and 2023. He says the goal is to help ease tensions between Madrid and Catalonia (and help him be PM, of course).
Implementation hasnāt been simple. While many lower courts have applied the law, Spainās Supreme Court has refused to grant amnesty to Puigdemont himself, arguing that the alleged misuse of public funds during the referendum should not be covered (hence why heās still living in Belgium).
Enter the EU. The Court of Justice of the European Union examined two major questions Spanish courts had sent to Luxembourg: does the amnesty violate EU financial rules? And does it conflict with European anti-terrorism legislation? The answer was ānoā to both.
The SĆ”nchez government celebrated the ruling, and Catalan regional president Salvador Illa (a non-separatist socialist) said there are now āno more excusesā and demanded Spanish courts apply the law immediately.
The PP wasnāt as happy. While they said they respected the ruling, they insisted nothing had changed politically. Their argument remains that SĆ”nchez traded legal impunity for parliamentary votes (which is true, but not against EU rules).
Poochie not in the clear. Despite celebrating what he called āa resounding victoryā, Puigdemont (pronounced pooch-the-mont, aka poochie) still canāt come home.
Local issues. Spainās Supreme Court (which leans right) continues to argue that Poochieās alleged misuse of Spanish public money falls outside the amnesty because it constituted a personal financial benefitāan issue the EU ruling didnāt resolve (it only ruled in the context of EU, not local, law). So, his arrest warrant remains active. š
Poochie is
pissed offfrustrated by the delay, so he has now filed a complaint before the European Commission, accusing Spanish institutions of refusing to properly apply European law.
Ball in Spainās court. The decisive battle now moves to the Constitutional Court (which leans right), which is expected to rule this fall. Expect it to rule in Poochie's favor.
3. š°š» FerrĆ”n Torres is the internetās new boyfriend, and he has tons of lovers (and haters too)
If you are terminally online like we are, chances are you are now turned on by in love with FerrĆ”n Torres, the 26-year-old F.C. Barcelona forward who has become the face of Spainās World Cup victory, not just because he scored the winner against Argentina, but because, well... have you seen him? The hair. The smile. The jawline. (And yes, the queerbaiting.) Social media has collectively lost its mind.
The Ferran fan club now includes just about everyone. The ladies. The gays. Even plenty of straight guys seem perfectly comfortable admitting that Spainās World Cup hero is ridiculously good-looking.
While international media is already treating him like footballās newest heartthrob, poor Ferran is also dealing with some negativity at home. Itās been quite the week.
š The love. Ladies, heās single! However, The Sun (as in, the tabloid, yes) reports that he spent Spainās World Cup after-party flirting with singer Ana Mena after the pair were spotted together throughout the celebrations.
š” The hate. Because this is Spain, the honeymoon didnāt last very long. First came the āMake Spain Great Againā cap that he wore and the suspicions surrounding why he wore it. Then came the housing controversy.
A buitre too? A spokesperson for left-wing party Sumar publicly accused Ferran of being a housing speculator, claiming his investment company owned around 20 homes and comparing it to a āvulture fundā while arguing for tougher housing laws. The story quickly spread across local media ā until other outlets started digging into the details.
Or not. According to El EspaƱol, itās fake news as the accusation appears to be based on a misunderstanding. The news site says Ferran does not own 20 homes. Instead, most of his assets reportedly consist of office spaces, with only four residential properties in his portfolio. At the time of writing, the competing claims havenāt yet been independently fact-checked, so weāll hold off on declaring a winner in that particular internet fight.
And just when you thought things couldnāt get any weirder... A mural painted in Barcelona by famous street artist TV Boy, celebrating Ferran kissing the World Cup trophy, lasted less than 24 hours before it was vandalized with pro-independence slogans and āPuta Espanyaā graffiti.
Some separatist figures had openly encouraged people to deface it after Spainās victory celebrations filled Catalan streets with Spanish flags.
Oh, well⦠In other words, welcome back to normal Spanish politics. (Ferran, we still stan you).
4. š¬ One more nail in smokingās coffin
Youāll remember Spainās first anti-smoking law in 2005, if youāre of a certain age (like, old). Youāll also remember that people said it could never work ā Spaniards would never stop lighting up in bars and restaurants, because thatās what they do. And yet, it worked. The rate fell from 33% then to about 20% today, and the hospitality industryās predictions of ruin never materialized. And now, the government has gone back for more.
What happened: The cabinet of PM SĆ”nchez approved a sweeping new tobacco bill on Tuesday ā the biggest overhaul of anti-smoking legislation in over a decade ā and sent it to Parliament. The key new measures:
Terraces, beaches, and beyond. Bar and restaurant terraces, beaches (sea and river), swimming pools, national parks, sports facilities, and even outdoor events like concerts (ā¼ļø) all go smoke-free.
Fifteen-metre buffer zones around sensitive spaces, like schools, hospitals, universities, museums, libraries, and childrenās parks.
Minors banned from smoking ā not just from buying, which was already the rule. Parents or guardians pay the ā¬200ā600 fine when their kids are caught, though it can be swapped for community service.
Vapes equated with cigarettes. E-cigarettes, shishas, and nicotine-free devices face the same restrictions as tobacco and can only be sold in specialist shops ā not convenience stores, not bazaars, not vending machines.
An advertising wipeout. No ads online, on TV, or in shop windows. Presenters and influencers can no longer be shown vaping or smoking on screen.
A brief history. The 2005 law banned smoking in enclosed spaces but let bars keep designated smoking rooms. The industry worked hard to preserve that loophole, but in 2011 it was closed. Hospitality groups predicted catastrophe, whichā¦never came. Spain went from 9.6 million smokers in 2010 to 7.9 million a decade later, while cigarette pack sales fell from 4.6 billion in 2005 to 2.2 billion in 2022 (tourists obviously bought a few).
The new bill still has to survive Parliament, where the government needs the support of PP or Junts ā neither of which has committed to āyesā. The PP has concerns about the terrace banās economic impact on hospitality because, you know, people like a smoke with a caƱa.
Two things were notably absent from the final text ā mandated plain packaging (blocked by the PSOE; Sumar plans to add it by amendment) and a ban on disposable vapes (awaiting an EU ruling). No matter what, smokingās running out of breath.
5. š«¢ That nude crowd photographer is coming to the Canaries
Ever had the urge to wander around a photo shoot in the Canary Islands, buck-assed naked except for being painted head to toe in rainbow colors? Well, itās your chance! Because Spencer Tunick ā the photographer of tons of nude people being all comfortable with their not overly gymed-up bodies ā is coming to town.
Whatās going on? On July 26 (aka Sunday), Tunick will descend on Gran Canaria for Gran Spectrum, a mass participation installation in which hundreds of volunteers will have their bodies painted in the colors of various LGBTQIA+ flags and then pose across Las Palmas and Maspalomas.
Backers. The project is backed by the Cabildo de Gran Canaria and the Canaries government as part of the Culture & Business Pride 2026 festival. Participants get a limited-edition print of the final image. The number of participants? That will be secret until the day.
Who is he, anyway? Tunick started in New York in the 1990s, photographing solo nudes in empty early-morning streets. (You could do nude photos in public there, as long as they were for artistic purposes.) One day he realized he had more than 70 peopleās numbers and thought, why not get them all together naked at once?
United Naked Nations. The first group shoot ā 28 people outside the UN in New York ā told him he was onto something. Heās since done 4,500ā7,000 people in Barcelona (2003) and a record 18,000ā20,000 in Mexico City (2007). (South Korea and Taiwan shot down other big shoots.) He tried Gran Canariaās neighbor Tenerife a decade ago ā it fell through; he says he canāt remember why.
Whatās new? This shoot is more explicitly political than most of his work, a response to the anti-LGBTQIA+ climate in the U.S.: āThereās a lot of misinformation from the government, and itās generating fear and violence.ā
Another twist. The body paint also pushes things further into abstraction ā Tunick calls what he does āabstract paintings with bodies in public space,ā citing Yayoi Kusama and Ellsworth Kelly as influences. Less photography, more collective sculpture. And bottoms and stuff.
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It was a TRIP seeing Spanish flags everywhere Sunday. Normally the flags you see are Catalan, Pride, and Palestinian, in that order. It felt very weird.