Wanna hear something depressing?
If you were hoping for the iPhone 5 to reach Argentina anytime soon, we’ve got some bad news. Because Apple just released the list of nations that will be carrying the sleek new device and the land of tango is nowhere to be found.
Even Grenada, a country that until now you thought was a city in Spain is getting the iPhone 5 before Argentina. The freaking Ivory Coast is getting it before us. And those guys are probably dealing with a fucking civil war or something!
Get your shit together, Argentina! I mean, I’m still paying for my iPhone 4S that I purchased last year, but still! If I want to engage in mindless consumerism then that is MY problem and you have no right to infringe my freedom to lead a debt-ridden life.
If for some reason you feel like ruining the pleasant morning you’re having, here is a full list of the countries that will be getting the iPhone 5 while we’re stuck with the previous version which is sooooooooo 2011 (therefore obsolete):
South Korea, Albania, Antigua and Barbuda, Armenia, the Bahamas, Bahrein, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, China, Costa Rica, Cyprus, Ecuador, Grenada, Indonesia, Israel, Jamaica, Jordan, Kuwait, Macedonia, Malaysia Moldova (MOLDOVA?!! REALLY?!), Montenegro, Panama, Paraguay, the Philippines, Qatar, Russia, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, Taiwan, Turkey, the UAE and Venezuela.
Then after the 21st it will be reaching Barbados, Botswana, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Egypt, Guinea, the Ivory Coast, Kenya, Madagascar, Mali, Mauritius, Morocco, Niger, Senegal, Saint Kitts, Santa Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Tunisia, Uganda and Vietnam.
Remember when you told your mom you were moving to Argentina and she went all Carrie’s mom on you and kept asking “why, oh why!” and said it was better if you moved to a more “western” country, like California?
Well she was right.