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Ever since Messi blindsided us with his announcement that he will be resigning from the Argentine football team la Sección and then left us in the dark with our tears and denial, the country as a whole has been begging …

Lionel Andrés Messi has retired from the Argentine National Football team after 113 appearances, 55 goals and 11 years. Just after missing a critical penalty kick in last night’s Copa América final against Chile, the 29-year-old legend announced that after …

The rumors are true: Judge Thomas Griesa has announced that he will retire at the conclusion of the Argentine vulture fund negotiations, so cue up Vitamin C and break out the Fernet. The 85-year-old judge confirmed his despedida Monday night …