(Photo via AP)
(Photo via AP)

President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner attended a religious ceremony at a church in the Villa 21-24, in Barracas, which was performed in honor of Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez, who passed away exactly one year ago. Today is also Ash Wednesday, which explains the markings on her forehead.

We can’t explain the flower, though.

To quote contemporary literary auteur and creator of mass-consumption poetry Bruno Mars, she makes me feel like I’ve been locked out of heaven.

Also, good luck making abortion legal anytime soon, fools!