If you thought you saw a slight dusting of glitter and the fluttering of butterflies on the streets of Buenos Aires today, you were correct. The queen mother of all things unicorn, rainbows, and the 90s is gracing the city with her presence. That’s right nerds, Mariah Carey is coming to Buenos Aires for the very first time fulfilling your every #fantasy and #touchmybody #everyMariahsongever.
She announced that she is returning to Latin American for a tour, and one of those stops — after a 26 year career — will be at GEBA stadium on October 28th. Prepare your rainbow colored latex outfit accordingly. Or don’t. Stop reading this post. Channel your rage elsewhere.
She wrote in her announcement for her Latin America tour that she can’t wait to see everyone in their hometowns and … wait for it… “te amo”! Not te quiero, te amo. Yeah, it’s like that, y’all.
Mariah Carey, for those of you who maybe don’t drink boxed wine on a friday night and howl “Always Be My baby” to your cat, is a half human half dolphin singing legend who has been winning over legions of fans with her hits songs about love and her impressive vocabulary since 1990. Tickets are not on sale yet, but watch her website closely, and all your christmas dreams to watch the master of shade make it rain glitter will come true.