Move over, Cristiano Ronaldo!
Go try and seduce some eurotrash Italian widow, because King Leo has just stolen another crown from you. Not only he is the undisputed king of the football. Not only he seems to be a great father and a loving boyfriend. Not only he seems to be a level-headed professional leading a healthy lifestyle. Now, as it turns out, we come to learn he is also a stud.
Dolce & Gabbana, known around the world for its campaigns featuring celebrities in übersexual positions, has photographed the football legend in his underwear for the first time and damn, he’s hot.
The local media is obviously fawning all over that lickable six pack and the entire population is collectively fantasizing about taking him out to dinner and then making sweet, sweet love to him while wallowing on the astroturf of the Newell’s Old Boys stadium.
So ladies (and guys too, who are you kidding?), enjoy the following photo production. Then get depressed when you remember your boyfriend isn’t rich, isn’t famous and has a beer gut.
OK, now that you’re done reading this, let me just say: Hi. I’m Unpaid Intern 3, I’m a guy, I’m straight, and writing this story has probably scarred me for life.
(Photos courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana)