(Photo via Losandes.com)

It’s Friday again!

And pretty much everything sucks. At least according to people on the street. And as you know, people on the street always know better. So get used to it.

This is what you need to know in order to survive the inflation apocalypse:

  • Holdouts: The Victory Front party (which by now resembles the Tea Party in the US), says there should be a sort of referendum to let the people decide whether we should agree to an agreement with the Vulture Funds. Yes. Because no one understands the complex legal and economic ramifications of this case better than “the people.”
  • Remember when then-congresswoman Laura Alonso used to accuse the K’s of being corrupt because they refused to disclose the secret clauses in the YPF-Chevron agreement? Oops!
  • If you expected that somehow, someday, Alberto Nisman’s accusation against former President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner would make a comeback, you were wrong. It’s over.
  • The Night of the Bookshops is back! So run to your closest bookstore and buy a book that you will probably not read but will look good on your night table because it will make you look smarter in front of others.
  • This penguin that travels 8,000 kilometers every year to visit the man who saved him will melt your heart.
  • Rosario Central (a team I obviously never heard of) defeated River Plate (another team I obviously never heard of).

Have a great weekend, everyone!