Mayor Mauricio Macri made the public service announcement that women who say they don’t like piropos are stone-cold liars and that pointing out that a woman has “a nice ass” shouldn’t be offensive. Despite the fact that even his wife disapproves of him catcalling, Macri had to do the public a favor and let them know the real truth about WIMMENS. Apparently, there’s nothing nicer for us ladies than being told by a creepy stranger on the street what pretty eyes we have, or even better yet, “qué lindo culo que tenés.” Nothing you say, Macri? I can think of at least 15 things in life that are more satisfying for women like myself than being told what a nice ass I have by a man such as Macri.

 

1. Getting a set-in wine stain out of the couch/carpet.

 

 

2. Watching an especially enlightening TED Talk.

Thanks for talk, Bill Gates! (Via YouTube.)
Thanks for talk, Bill Gates! (Via YouTube.)

 

3. Catching a MasterChef marathon.

(Via gordonramsaygifs.)

 

4. Riding a bike and playing guitar at the same time like this young man in Colegiales.

Athleticism at its finest.
Athleticism at its finest.

 

5. Overcoming a nail-biting addiction.

It doesn’t always grow back. (Via TMZ.)

 

6. Watching your least favorite character die painfully and gruesomely on Game of Thrones.

(Via BuzzFeed.)

 

7. Watching your favorite character get sweet revenge on Game of Thrones.

(Via BuzzFeed.)

 

8. Getting in all your daily servings of fruits and vegetables.

A fridge magnet concerned about your health.
A fridge magnet concerned about your health.

 

9. Successfully growing out a pixie cut.

J. Law, showing the plebes how its done. (Via NYMag.)
J. Law, showing the plebes how its done. (Via NYMag.)

 

10. Finding the mythical Subeman.

(Via De bondis)
(Via De bondis)

 

11. Learning that Beyoncé and Jay Z turned down Kim and Kanye’s wedding invitation.

So much shade. (Via Dlisted.)
So much drama, so much shade. (Via Dlisted.)

 

12. Eating a slice of pie.

(Via BuzzFeed.)

 

13. Eating food in general.

(Via gordonramsaygifs.)

 

14. Watching Oprah get real with Lindsay Lohan.

 

 

15. Seeing Mayor Macri backtrack on his previous statements after his daughter chewed him out.

 

 

 

“One of me daughters called me and yelled at me over the catcalling thing. I made a statement as I was trying to be polite. I apologize to anyone who was offended by what I said. I am against any situation that makes a woman on the street uncomfortable. I don’t catcall.”

 

Yeah. Thanks for the apology, Macri.

 

(Photo via Diario Z.)